I'm amazed that people actually read this and even more amazed that I've been asked to produce more of the same - can't believe that it's of interest to anyone except long-suffering family!
But, it seems that following my interview in Italia Mag some of my exploits and experiences are of interest to others, so here goes to try and capture on paper just some of the last few months' trials and tribulations.
It is only a relatively short time that I've been in Puglia, and I have to keep reminding myself of that fact, but I do seem to have covered quite a bit in five months - good and bad - and now winter is nearing, bringing, no doubt, another set of experiences.
In a culture so different from my own there are inevitably going to be many funny stories through misunderstandings, lack of local knowledge, etc and my experiences are no exception.
One would think that a traffic sign pointing in a certain direction in town would mean that this is for all traffic – not so, as I discovered to my cost and chagrin in Martina Franca. Taking the easy way out and trying to sightsee by car in the Centro Storico, and after many gruelling hours, both for myself and my long suffering mother, pushing a wheelchair over the cobbles, I opted for the car. However, I failed to account for the fact that my two months old Punto is just that bit wider than the Smart Car (now I know why it’s so called!) and motorcycles. I suppose I should have given up at the first ear-shattering scrape, or even before when I noticed the many streaks of paint on both walls, but lack of determination never got me anywhere, so scraping onwards I entered a small courtyard …. Hmm. No, I am assured by some local fellows there is no way out, so have to return via the same route … Oh, no! After much unconstructive male assistance in backing to and forth, I started the scrape back out, but this time, with further assistance on the wheel (through the window) from another local expert, the car found its natural sticking point between the two walls and refused to budge either forwards or backwards … help! Eventually, a further local (and by now we were quite the spectacle of the day) volunteered that there was a way out around the back which he thought we could negotiate – if only I could extricate us with doors intact. To cut a long and painful story short, we eventually did manage to leave the Centro Storico (I walked the route first!) My poor car was a sight to behold and all I can say is that a friend recommended a very good carrozzaria and the four damaged panels were put to rights once more – anyone need a carozzaria? Moral of the story – don’t believe you can get down every alley, unless you are the white rabbit!
Another funny story (well for me) occurred during the summer in my efforts to become integrated and onside with the local community in Selva. I have been befriended by a lovely lady called Anna who seems to feel that it’s her duty to make me known to everyone. With my limited knowledge of Italian, I was collected or told to be somewhere without the slightest understanding of what was expected of me or where I was going. I’ve been to music evenings, poetry readings, suppers and dancing in the garden, cooking competitions and the inevitable evening long family meals – I couldn’t ask for a better first summer here. But when Anna asked me if the local association could come to my house following a walk in the area, I, of course, said yes – but then discovered what it entailed – I had to provide tea for however many turned up (usually about 25, but in my case 40 poured into my garden to see what that mad inglese could do!). Providing food for Italians is a nerve wracking experience at the best of times – what does one provide for tea?! I settled for quiches, home made shortbread, coconut tarts, stuffed figs (abundant in the garden) and to use up some square white bread in the freezer made some toasted cheese and onion sandwiches, thinking "dare I serve such ordinary fare?". I also thought if I gave them a white wine punch, maybe they would leave with that happy feeling and not be too critical of my efforts!! Well, so much for haute cuisine!! My very short shortbread (even if I say it myself) and coconut tarts were spurned in favour of the toasted sandwiches which were heaped with much undue praise! They had me explaining time and again exactly how they were made, even to the point of fetching the sandwich maker. Jamie Oliver eat your heart out – toasted sandwiches are the answer! I must say, not being a real foodie, the obsession with food becomes a bit trying from time to time, especially when urged by neighbours to give them a daily run down of my diet. At times I have been known to embroider somewhat!
I can thoroughly recommend this area as the place to learn the language, if that is your wish. I’ve now been here nearly six months and from a halting few words, can now make myself understood in most situations and hold a reasonable conversation – still lots of mistakes of course, but because the locals rarely speak English they are very forgiving and helpful. Again, the lack of language has led to many misunderstandings and frustrations on my part and are maybe a reason for the somewhat distant behaviour of my immediate neighbour. I asked him for help to recommend a carrozzaria, but maybe telling him that being a woman on my own I was anxious not to be “peeled” – well that was the dictionary translation of “ripped off” – didn’t give quite the right impression!
I've enjoyed the summer, especially having family and friends to stay which has given me the excuse to delay the ongoing work on house and garden. I was reminded today, whilst making the most enormous bonfire of prunings of hedges and trees, of my little granddaughter's response to the question in August "what did you like the most during your stay with grandma?" Her answer, "oh the bonfire"! So much for the daily visit to the beaches, the icecreams, the visits to interesting places!
So now, approaching autumn with the still beautiful weather but temperatures which make work possible, it's back to the grind, painting (well more accurately disturbing the rust and trying find original metalwork), trying to clear more garden and keep the rest under control - all in a day's work!
I'm looking forward to next year and hopefully to seeing some of you here in Selva, which has proved this summer to be a wonderful centre for all ages and interests.